Heavy metal babe is drawn to magnetic personalities

MY BASICS
I am a:

Woman
Looking for a:

Woman
Interested in:

Any kind of relationship based on mutual respect and a healthy aversion to infections
Age:

28
Location:

Holeywood, West Vagina
Height:

5’ 11” with head spike
Weight:

120 lbs naked, 178 with full hardware
Hair:

Plucked in 2004
Eyes:

Riveting (with rivets)
Occupation:

Roadie for bull dyke barbershop quartet
Education:

Majored in cosmetology, minored in spot welding
Ethnicity:  2/3 Armenian, 1/3 Cyborgian
Religion:

Seventh Day Amazon
Star Sign:  Aqueerius

MORE ABOUT ME 

 Proudest accomplishment
I have never tripped an airport metal detector.

 Last great book I read
"How to Eat an Electric Eel Without Grounding Yourself"

 Music that puts me in the mood
Anything loud enough to cause my nipple rings to vibrate

 Favorite movie
"Auntie Maimed"

 My perfect getaway weekend
You, me, and a staple gun

 The five items I can't live without
WD-40 for removing makeup. My “L Word” 32-piece wrench set. My lucky first aid kit. My pet porcupine. The encouragement of my Punctured Pals support group.

 Turn ons
 Watching the sun set through the hole in my eyelid. Being tied up and having my tarnish removed. Buying jewelry in the Home Depot plumbing department. Being locked in a passionate tongue embrace.

 Turn offs
Being struck by lightning. Tattoo artists who say, “Now I’ve seen everything.” Being told to quiet down every time the wind blows. Waiting for the rescue squad to arrive while locked in a passionate tongue embrace.

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I’m just a girl who can’t say no -- and many other words, because of my seven tongue studs. However, I am willing to nod yes to any sweetie who’s ever dreamed about hooking up with a militant lesbian and self-needlepoint artist. Don’t let my numerous nose rings and perforated pelvis fool you. I’m just an old-fashioned gal who likes nothing more than sitting home on a Saturday night, curled up with a good book and an air-powered coil nail gun.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I’m looking for a woman who isn’t afraid of being in touch with her feelings or my screams of pain as I add a new piece of jewelry here or there. I’m a very open and expressive person, but don’t expect to be chained together until after our third date.