Without you, I’m less than zero
With you, I’m zero

MY BASICS
I am a:

Woman
Looking for a:

Woman
Interested in:

A long-term relationship based on trust, commitment, and 36-hour discussions about feelings
Age:

33
Location:

Reliance, West Virginia
Height:

5’ 4”, 3’ 8" on my knees begging you not to leave me
Weight:

118 lbs, 135 soaked in tears
Hair:

Pulled out regularly
Eyes:

Mascara-streaked since 1991
Occupation:

Martha Stewart’s personal food taster
Education:

Smith College - Majored in evolving, minored in mutual interpersonal discovery
Ethnicity:  Clingon
Religion:

Jesus is my support group
Star Sign:  Pisces - Which probably explains my scaly skin

MORE ABOUT ME 

 Proudest accomplishment
Having my 167-page breakup note made into a mini series on Showtime

 Last great book I read
"Right Mullet Thinking - The Butch’s Guide to Creativity"

 Music that puts me in the mood
Gloria Gaynor - “I Won’t Survive”

 Favorite movie
 When Halle Met Sally

 My perfect getaway weekend
 The Dinah Shore self esteem workshop

 The five items I can't live without
Your phone number. Your Fax number. Your E-mail address. Your beeper number. Your cell phone number.

 Turn ons
 Making out in my K.D. Lang Limited Edition Subaru. Pity sex. Hugging at poor self body image seminars. Praying that you’ll call again.

 Turn offs
Discussions about relationships that abruptly end after four hours. Being told that I’m suffocating. Not being told why I’m suffocating. People who continually hang up on me when I call to find out why they think I’m suffocating.

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I am a butch trapped inside the body of a femme. And believe me, it isn’t easy playing rugby in three-inch spike heels. All in all, though, life is good. I mean, I could’ve been a guy named Butch trapped in the body of a femme.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I'm looking for a life companion who will share mutual and reciprocal loving, affection, and a need to be in touch with every experience in our past, current, and future lives. I value rituals that honor and celebrate the mystery of life and the Mystery of the Catwoman. If this sounds good to you, let's get together and discuss when I’ll be moving in.