Needy Nefertiti seeks non-institutionalized neurotic

MY BASICS
I am a:

Woman
Looking for a:

Man
Interested in:

An evolving complex relationship with a healthy dose of medication
Age:

33
Location:

I can usually be reached at my therapist's office
Height:

5' 4" when not curled up in a fetal position
Weight:

95 lbs after eating, 90 lbs after purging
Hair:

Nervously twisted
Eyes:

Prone to bursting into tears
Body type:

Anorexic yet curvy
Occupation

Making through another day
Education:

Certificate of completion, Bard College Counseling Center
Ethnicity:

Eastern Transylvanian
Religion:

Recovering Unitarian
Star Sign:

Gemini but I can't speak for all my personalities

MORE ABOUT ME 

Proudest accomplishment
Writing this ad without crying

Last great book I read
 "101 Party Jokes" by Sylvia Plath

Music that puts me in the mood
 Phillip Glass for dancing; Mozart for confronting my parents

Favorite movie
 "Schindler's List" It never fails to cheer me up.

My perfect getaway weekend
My family cottage where, as a child, I caught my father with another woman.

The five items I can't live without
 Prozac, Lithium, Valium, Zoloft, diet pills

Turn ons
 Hysterical outbursts, couples counseling, interventions, dreaming of the day you'll leave your wife

Turn offs
Repressed memories, psychiatrists who don't over prescribe, realizing you'll never leave your wife, trying to put my life back together after you've dumped me

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I am a beautiful, brilliant, complex woman who has spent a good portion of my life therapized, tranquilized, or both. But through it all I've remained a pill-bottle-is-half-full kind of gal. I'm comfortable in jeans or little black dress -- as long as I can wear my underwear backwards. I treasure the finer things in life: 600 count linen sheets (counting the threads over and over and over), French colonics, and restorative visits to my "spa" on Long Island. I enjoy all the arts and have written 12 volumes of poetry, mostly about suicide, which my publisher tells me should sell very well posthumously.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I'm not sure what I'm looking for in a man, but I've always been drawn to brilliant psychiatrists who've slept in separate bedrooms for the last 25 years of their bad marriages. I'm just as turned on by a man's mind as his body. Since I'm very vulnerable to being controlled by extremely intelligent men, you'll pretty much have your way with me. Don't worry about having bad breath or other poor personal hygiene habits. Once I allow you to take over my life I'm pretty much yours to do anything -- until you tire of me. Then I will swing into poetry mode, unleashing the stalking and late night phone call phase of the relationship.