Busy but flexible woman willing to negotiate terms of relationship

MY BASICS
I am a:

Woman
Looking for a:

Man
Interested in:

A mutually exclusive partnership resulting in the birth of at least two above-average offspring
Age:

37
Location:

On my way to an important meeting
Height:

5' 4" in Manolo Blahnik stilettos
Weight:

110 lbs in Juicy sweats
Hair:

Boyishly short, yet distinguished
Eyes:

Cold steely when things need to get done
Body type:

Sculpted by daily Pilates class
Occupation:

Taking care of business 24/7
Education:

Ivy League undergraduate, graduate, and post graduate with honors and ulcers
Ethnicity:

Greek 1967-89, WASP 1990-present
Religion:

Methodist (when time allows)
Star Sign:

Gemini - I pride myself on doing the work of twins

MORE ABOUT ME 

Proudest accomplishment
Even though I dedicate almost every waking minute of my life to my career, I still take the time to make sure my personal assistant has sent cards and gifts to my family and friends for all appropriate occasions.

Last great book I read
 "Time Management for Obsessive Compulsives" It's 789 pages, but you can read it easily while having your forehead Botoxed.

Music that puts me in the mood
 Norah Jones for organizing my Palm Pilot; Sade for terminating employees.

Favorite movie
 If I can't TiVo it, I don't watch it.

My perfect getaway weekend
My company's spa in San Joaquin. You can't beat the seaweed wraps, mud baths, and teleconferencing facilities.

The five items I can't live without
 Lexus SUV/entertainment center, imported soy hoagies, Jimmy Choo walking shoes with global positioning system, French dental floss, Versace earpiece for my cell phone

Turn ons
 Promptness, a strong hand gripping a Tumi briefcase, Gucci jockey shorts, monogrammed condoms

Turn offs
Unplanned spontaneity, domestic American cheese, any head styled or trimmed at Supercuts, tarnished cufflinks

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I am a woman who, so far, has devoted my adult life to my career. According to my schedule (which was also my MBA thesis at the Wharton School), it is now time for me to take on a partner and start a family. Since time has not allowed for me to enter and win a beauty contest, I cannot, in full conscience, claim to be a beautiful. However, I do take care of myself and have surgically corrected any defects that might rule me out as a suitable mate. I am a woman of many contradictions. Friends describe me as whimsical yet ruthless, playful yet driven, sensual yet willing to crush an opponent's spirit without a moment's notice. In short, I'm the ideal woman for any man who can meet my standards, fit into my schedule, and reach me through my Blackberry.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I don't have a specific idea about the man I want to meet. But at minimum I expect you to be at least one foot taller than me, confident, assertive with everyone but me, make at least $75,000 a year more than me, dress well (or at least be open to my stylist Paolo's suggestions), play golf (if not, my pro can always teach you), and drive a car that people won't sneer at when we go to the country club. I am also anxious to add a romantic component to my life. Though I have managed to maintain a satisfactory level of pleasure with the assistance of my Brookstone "massager," I long for receiving the same satisfaction without having to recharge a Lithium battery.