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Minnie Striver                     37 | On my way to an important meeting

Busy but flexible woman willing to negotiate terms of relationship

Polly Anna Maria                                             24 | Delusionville, MO

Online dating world, here I come!

Condi Scending                                           36 | Pompous Beach, FL

I can deal with your emotional baggage as long as it’s Louis Vuitton

Dora Matt                                                         37 | Steppedon, WI

Just because I've never had a relationship that's lasted beyond 37 minutes doesn't mean I'm easy

Fetching Lassie                                                        38 | Rollover, NC

Love My Dog, Love Me

Self-Actualizing Sybil                                   33 | My therapist's office

Needy Nefertiti seeks non-institutionalized neurotic

Goldie Digman                                         43 | Leechville, Tennessee

Classy gal seeks "successful" man for spiritual and financial fulfillment

Hedda Gobbler                                        38 | Bingeport, Connecticut

Life without you would be hard to digest