Sensitive male seeks to share your pain

MY BASICS
I am a:

Man in gender only
Looking for a:

Woman
Interested in:

A serious relationship based on mutual trust, caring, and sobbing
Age:

31
Location:

Wimply, Nebraska
Height:

5' 7" in my Earth Shoes
Weight:

142 lbs dripping wet in cotton loin cloth
Hair:

Adrien Brody with a touch of Audrey Hepburn
Eyes:

Able to look into your soul (when I have my contacts in)

Body type:

Gaunt with the wind
Occupation:

Administrative assistant (and not a ashamed to be called a secretary)
Education:

Majored in self actualization; Minored in self loathing
Ethnicity:

Jungian
Religion:

Catholicism for the drama; Paganism for the food

Star Sign:

"Yanni - One Night Only"

MORE ABOUT ME 

 Proudest accomplishment
Being named "Coolest Guy" at Lilith Fair

 Last great book I read
Joanne Worley's "950 Simple Steps to Enlightenment." My life changed forever after step 576.

 Music that puts me in the mood
Singing Sperm Whales of the North Atlantic - the Gershwin Album, Volume 2

 Favorite movie
 "The English Patient." I still can't make it through a prostate exam without crying.

 My perfect getaway weekend
 You, me, a cabin in the mountains, and a list of issues to work through

 The five items I can't live without
Journal to enter my minute-by-minute thoughts, Anne Sexton Inspirational Word of the Day calendar, the love of my pet turtle, catered interventions, crying towel

 Turn ons
 Cuddling for three days, being told I'm not worthless, spooning in a fetal position, tearful goodbyes

 Turn offs
Being told to "get a hold of yourself," people who ignore daily 57-page e-mail cries for help, people who block my e-mail address, women who mask their emotions by saying, "Get the hell away from me!"

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I'm so sensitive that I'm going to need three additional therapy sessions to recover from writing this ad. I am now ready to join with someone who, like me, seeks enlightenment and emotional nourishment -- no matter how painful it is to achieve. I've been known to cry while experiencing a rainbow splashed across a dewy meadow, or while being pummeled senseless by a pre-teen trying to steal my Citroen. I don't hide my emotions behind a macho façade. But sometimes I let my testosterone get the better of me in my interpretive dance class. My membership in countless alternative religions and cults has given me the inner strength to crumple emotionally at the drop of a hat.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I'm seeking a woman who doesn't have preconceived notions about men/women relationships. You don't care if you can bench-press twice as much of me. You don't feel threatened because I can sense your aura within a three-mile radius. You desire lovemaking that is tender (because of my overly sensitive skin) and gentle (because of my delicate bone structure). Be open to my expressions of affection rather than ignore my phone calls. Understand that I care and am not trying to "suffocate" you. Most of all, know that it hurts my feelings when you move and leave no forwarding address.