Socially conscious male seeks female Noam Chomsky

MY BASICS
I am a:

A 32-year old common man
Looking for a:

Common woman, with uncommon assets
Interested in:

Serious relationship based on mutual respect, friendship based on mutual respect, MASTER/slave relationship based on mutual respect
Age:

31
Location:

Anywhere people are oppressed and rents are controlled
Height:

Shoulder-to-shoulder with the working man
Weight:

165 lbs in hemp jockey shorts
Hair:

Parted on the left
Eyes:

Focused on the big picture
Occupation:

Certified and bonded anarchist
Education:

10-year professional student, Antioch College
Ethnicity:

WASP but my family traveled tourist class on the Mayflower
Religion:

A totally bourgeois concept invented to increase tree sales during Arbor Day
Star Sign:

A totally bourgeois concept invented to increase pickup lines in bars

MORE ABOUT ME 

Proudest accomplishment
Unionized my parent's upstairs servants

Last great book I read
 "Visit U.S.-Oppressed Countries on Four Dollars a Day" by Howard Zinn

Music that puts me in the mood
 "Ukrainian Coal Miner Protest Songs, Volume 2." Talk about make-out music!

My perfect getaway weekend
Being beaten senseless by riot policemen at an anti-globalization rally

The five items I can't live without
 "Quotations from Chairman Mao," L.L. Bean gas mask, organic dental floss, my kick-ass dulcimer, my coffee mug shaped like William Burroughs' spleen

Turn ons
 Sense of indignation, semi-nude guerilla theater, group hugs at the food co-op, East German lingerie

Turn offs
The military industrial establishment, talking with your mouth full of chemical additives, folk dancers who wear shoes, Ralph Lauren's line of fall protestware

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

At first glance I may appear to be like any other humorless neo-Marxist vegetarian, but I can assure you I am a unique individual who has much more to offer. Among my friends in the progressive "movement," I am known as an angry silent brooding soul with a lighthearted, devil-may-care sense of joie d' vivre. I'm a true romantic who likes nothing more than stealing kisses at a rent strike or holding hands while dodging rubber bullets at an anti-IMF protest.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I'm looking for a woman who truly seeks an equal partnership. Someone who is just as passionate about the causes in which I believe. I picture us stealing glances while being fire-hosed by a National Guardsman. Or writing poetry in a Guatemalan prison cell. I would value you as an individual and, before lovemaking, would insist that we sign a standard 32-page legal agreement stating that any and all physical contact between both parties is consensual. To state a physical preference on my part would be clearly sexist. However, I'd be less than honest if I said I've never fantasized about Betty Friedan in a halter-top.