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 Assistant
sales manager dares to dream
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MY
BASICS |
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I am a: |
Man
in every cents of the word |
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Looking for
a: |
Classy woman |
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Interested
in: |
A
serious win-win relationship |
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Age: |
36 |
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Location: |
Anywhere
to close a deal |
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Height: |
5’ 8” in my
European-style loafers |
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Weight: |
184 lbs of pure
ambition |
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Hair: |
Plugged
and frosted |
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Eyes: |
Blue contacts |
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Occupation: |
Assistant
sales manager for the world’s 32nd largest soap dish manufacturer |
| Education: |
Does
anybody ask Donald Trump where he went to school? |
| Ethnicity: |
Part
Italian, Irish, Scottish, Native American, and Eastern Prussian. But
you don’t have to be. |
| Religion: |
The power of positive
thinking |
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Star Sign: |
Whichever one it
takes to buy you a drink |
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MORE
ABOUT ME |
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Proudest
accomplishment
I put the “middle” into
middle management.
Last great book I read
“Investing the Jack
Grubman Way”
Music that puts me in the mood
Eminem for doing
pushups; Janet Jackson for doing the “ladies”
My perfect
getaway weekend
You and me chillin’ at a Red Roof Inn
The five items I can't live without
My personal library of 987 guides to success, my
limited edition Toyota Corolla, 12 cups of coffee each morning,
words and wisdom of Bruce Lee, free HBO
Turn
ons
Karaoke duets, holding hands at Tony Robbins seminars, buying real
estate with no money down
Turn
offs
Being accused of sexual harassment, women
who look like my ex-girlfriend, Hooters waitresses who don’t
flirt, people who don’t high five |
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EVEN
MORE ABOUT ME
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I’m
a spontaneous person who loves to squeeze the life out of
everything. I work hard and I play hard. Give me a company credit
card and five minutes to pack, and I’m ready for adventure.
Whether I head off with some buddies for a heart-pumping day of
paintball, or to a party-hearty week in Cancun with one of the less
hot but fun girls in accounting, I live life to the fullest.
My career means a lot to me. I hope to have my own office next year
– hey, a guy can dream, can’t he? I’m also a sensitive person
who’s not afraid to cry when my team loses or a good friend dies. |
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WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR
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It may sound shallow but
looks do matter. I’m not saying you have to look a specific way,
but I’ve dated a lot of uglies and it just never works out. You
don’t have to be a Victoria’s Secret model, but at least be
good-looking enough to model for “Consumer Reports.” I’d like
to meet a woman who could challenge me intellectually. Maybe not a
female Einstein, but you should be able to talk about a
variety of subjects like football, soap dishes, or what beer goes
best with tortilla chips. I might consider someone with kids, but I
have to tell ya, stretch marks turn me off. |
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