MY BASICS

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Proudest accomplishment
I put the “middle” into middle management.

Last great book I read
“Investing the Jack Grubman Way”

Music that puts me in the mood
Eminem for doing pushups; Janet Jackson for doing the “ladies”

My perfect getaway weekend
You and me chillin’ at a Red Roof Inn

The five items I can't live without
My personal library of 987 guides to success, my limited edition Toyota Corolla, 12 cups of coffee each morning, words and wisdom of Bruce Lee, free HBO

Turn ons
Karaoke duets, holding hands at Tony Robbins seminars, buying real estate with no money down

Turn offs
Being accused of sexual harassment, women who look like my ex-girlfriend, Hooters waitresses who don’t flirt, people who don’t high five

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I’m a spontaneous person who loves to squeeze the life out of everything. I work hard and I play hard. Give me a company credit card and five minutes to pack, and I’m ready for adventure. Whether I head off with some buddies for a heart-pumping day of paintball, or to a party-hearty week in Cancun with one of the less hot but fun girls in accounting, I live life to the fullest. My career means a lot to me. I hope to have my own office next year – hey, a guy can dream, can’t he? I’m also a sensitive person who’s not afraid to cry when my team loses or a good friend dies.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

It may sound shallow but looks do matter. I’m not saying you have to look a specific way, but I’ve dated a lot of uglies and it just never works out. You don’t have to be a Victoria’s Secret model, but at least be good-looking enough to model for “Consumer Reports.” I’d like to meet a woman who could challenge me intellectually. Maybe not a female Einstein, but you should  be able to talk about a variety of subjects like football, soap dishes, or what beer goes best with tortilla chips. I might consider someone with kids, but I have to tell ya, stretch marks turn me off.