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  Turn ons
Sleeping in the nude, people who obey parking regulations, limbo contests by the pool, watching the sun set over the tennis courts, romantic walks around the recycling bins.

I’m like a good aftershave lotion; once you’ve met me you’ll never get me out of your head. I’m also a man of many contradictions. Though I’ve been known to cast fate into the wind (ask me about the time I addressed our section chairwoman as “your holiness”), I understand the need for rules and regulations within a society. What kind of world would it be if we didn’t park our cars in our assigned spaces? I’m not afraid to want it all: a low maintenance girl with whom to share low maintenance fees. I imagine our first date would begin as the security guard lets you drive through the gate. It would end with us gazing into each other’s eyes while sipping sangria in the community hot tub.

I seek an independent woman who is comfortable in both formal and casual settings, whether wearing a little black dress or denim hot pants. She could enjoy a quiet evening policing the laundry room or slip easily into my favorite corner booth at TGI Fridays. She should have a sense of humor and get all my jokes. (I have the complete works of Benny Hill.) She should have her own interests – like cooking or modeling lingerie. She should be reasonably good looking. I’m not asking for a “Charlie’s Angel” but I don’t want “Charlie” either.  I like a woman who expresses her sexuality, but she should understand that there are noise regulations at Chicamunga.