Hopeless romantic seeks soul mate to share honesty, commitment, and head butts

MY BASICS
I am a:

Man
Looking for a:

Man
Interested in:

A long-term relationship, short-term relationship, best two out of three rounds wrestling match
Age:

27
Location:

Testostertown, Tennessee
Height:

5’ 6"
Width: 

6' 5"
Weight:

175 lbs when I wake up, 220 lbs after I take my growth hormones
Hair:

Tingling
Eyes:

Locked in a crazed stare since 1997
Grunt

50 decibels while lifting weights, 75 decibels while making love
Occupation:

Phone support for off-shore steroid company
Education:

Majored in squat thrusts, graduated with high blood pressure
Ethnicity:  Aerobian
Religion:

Church of Latter Day Satan. Feel the burn!
Star Sign:  Raging Taurus

MORE ABOUT ME 

 Proudest accomplishment
Not losing my train of thought while being struck by lightning

 Last great book I read
Men Are From Mars, Men Are From Mars

 Music that puts me in the mood
Ted Nugent for naked Bungee jumping, Neil Diamond for relaxing in intensive care

 Favorite movie
 Gone With the Wind Sprints

 My perfect getaway weekend
 You, me, and a stack of Billy Blanks Tae Bo DVDs

 The five items I can't live without
Primal Scream-of-the-Day calendar, Hannibal Lecter jock straps, Shouts of encouragement from my spotter, Daily 20-egg breakfast drink, Cholesterol medicine

 Turn ons
 Licking high-protein soy latte shakes off a chiseled bicep, The sound of a hamstring stretching, Mud wrestling to an old Cole Porter tune, Being told to “Go for it!”

 Turn offs
Body fat that exceeds .3 percent, People who sleep more than one hour a day, Men incapable of public displays of aggression, Being told “Don’t go for it!”

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

If you’re looking for a guy who lives life to the fullest, I’m your man. I never let things like negativity or oncoming vehicles stop me. My motto is: Who has time for a motto? I’m up for anything; whether it’s knocking back a few beers with my ADD support group or practicing the breaststroke in a mosh pit. I also like to take long walks on my treadmill.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

Basically, I’m looking for someone who is pumped when I’m pumped, psyched when I’m psyched, and stoked when I’m stoked. Unfortunately, my last boyfriend was always psyched when I was pumped, stoked when I was psyched, and pumped when I was stoked. Are you ready to give 150 percent to your next relationship? If so, BRING IT ON!!!