Worst Places to Take a Date for a Quickie

Burning Bush Motor Lodge - Crawford, Texas

Singing Bedspring Motel - Cheating Rock, South Dakota

Howard’s Johnson Travel Lodge - Euphemism, Illinois

Holiday Inn and Out - Burning Itch, Wyoming

Self Storage Guest Suites - Wandering Eye, Oregon

Vibrating Fault Hotel - San Andreas, California

Motel Trix - Headboard, Mississippi

Cap'n Andy's Flop House of Crabs - Down By the Docks, Rhode Island

Discomfort Inn - Stainville, Kentucky

Sonesta Sweaty Suites - Falwell, Virginia