Ask the Dating Experts . . . Because It's Come to This

Have your desperate dating difficulties driven you to seek out the advice of online pseudo quacks? Then you've come to the right place.

Our self-proclaimed "expert" relationship professionals are here to answer any question you have about bad dates, bad relationships, bad marriages, or bad breath. 

Still not sure? Look, it's Saturday night and you're sitting at home alone cruising the Internet. You've got nothing to lose but your dignity and self-respect.

Madison O'Rourke

Advice from a woman's perspective by a gal who's been around the block -- and around the block again.

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Glenn Buckout

Straight talk from a straight guy's perspective. Check out our resident assistant relationship coach. He's been there, done that, and been treated with penicillin for it.

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Nils and Sherry Diaz-Arvidsen

Double talk from a husband and wife counseling team. Nils and Sherry Diaz-Arvidsen look at love from both sides now -- and still can't agree.

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Joy Billington

The Internet's leading cybersex expert. Joy Billington explains how to turn your fingers into "Virtual Viagra."

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Betty St. James

Hot flashes from a menopausal momma. Dating in your dotage can be daunting. Let Betty get your mojo out of mothballs.

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