Are you a veteran of the Internet Dating Wars?

Have you dated a million "one in a millions?"

If you're gasping "yes," then Nothing Personal Ads & Advice
is for you.

Take a break from your quest for long walks on the beach
and candle-lit dinners. Meet some people you've probably met --
and hope to never meet again.

Dating in a Downsizing World

Don't let your sub prime prevent you from having a good time.

Find Your "Scream" Date

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Men Seeking Men

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Personal ad of the week:
Dora Matt
Just because I've never 
had a relationship that's 
lasted beyond 37 minutes
doesn't mean I'm easy

Our self-proclaimed "expert" columnists are here to help you

Flirtation and tease expert, Madison O'Rourke

Advice from a woman's perspective by a gal who's 
been around the block -- and around the block again.

Assistant relationship coach, Glenn Buckout

Straight talk from a straight guy's perspective.

Husband and wife dating counseling team, Nils and Sherry Diaz-Arvidsen

Double talk from a husband and wife counseling team. 
Nils and Sherry Diaz-Arvidsen look at love from both 
sides now -- and still can't agree.

Cyber sex therapist, Joy Billington

Keypad caresses from a typing titan. Joy Billington 
explains how to turn your fingers into "Virtual Viagra."

Midlife dating specialist, Betty St. James

Hot flashes from a menopausal momma. Dating in your
dotage can be daunting. Let Betty get your mojo out
of mothballs.

We have ten important tips for everything -- and more

Dating in a downsizing world

Does chemistry require chemicals?

He said, she said . . . kind of

The three phases of Internet dating

Online couples counseling. Is it for you?

Speed Dating - But will you love me in an hour?

10 important tips for creating a personal ad

10 important tips for corresponding online

10 important tips for a great first date

Surviving a Bad First Date

Have your desperate dating difficulties 
driven you to seek out the advice of 
online pseudo quacks? Then you've come
to the right place.

Our trivia is almost as irrelevant as our advice

Play by play from a player's palm pilot

From the desk of Barry Glekin, Ph.D., online therapist

Worst places to take a date for a quickie

Top signs your date isn’t going well

Top 10 Internet dating movies

Famous pick-up lines

Ridiculous lines men use that women actually believe